Episode 51 the new year and me

Well I see it has been a while since i posted all about the great and wonderful me. What have I been up to u say? Well trouble with a capital T I have been known to be whinny, back talking, curious and cantankerous. Yes it is true i can be a pickle but some of you all knew that already it is the year 2011 and soon I will be 4 mom keeps saying it has to get better the older I get but boy does she have another thing coming she wants to move me in with my brothers but i don't want to go cause she will be to far. She says its only one room away i am not that far but hey a boy seems to think other wise. What else has been going on in my life well there has been lots but one of the biggest things is my brother Keaton got this thing called a white slip and he can drive i don't really know if he is any good or not cause i shut my eyes tight and that made me fall asleep my other brother says it was a good thing i slept........Oh well for now that is all i have for my loving fans till next time and I will try to make it shorter time frame of writing again.

Episode 50 Trick or Treat we will!

I am 3 yrs old now and I am getting big i have made many accomplishments this year. I am now going on the potty and have been since 2 weeks prior to my birthday. I have also discovered that my favorite movie is Cars and I love Mater you know Mater like Ta Mater without the Ta... I also was extremely excited this year to go trick or treating and getting to dress up I was Yoda this year and We fought the dark side we did we also got lots of treats we did I had a great time I did.... I also made one very cute Yoda if i don't say so myself.... but Yoda would say I was cute i was.... just to prove it i am going to post some pictures.

First Trip to Zoo!!! Yipee!!!

So my mom says that I am going on my first trip ever to the zoo. I am really excited but I know cause she said that it is going to be hot and busy whatever that means. I also found out that it was a really long car ride good thing I can sleep in the car. St Louis Zoo wow this place was a great toddler such as my self's paradise it was in one word awesome. I saw the sea lions get fed they were kind of lazy so not much fun there and I saw bears and a really big turtle that was cool. The best part for me was the penguins I liked those funny little birds and guess what they don't fly that is kind of cool but they sing and dance there was one and he stared at me really close i wish I could have touched him that would have been cool to say I petted a penguin. Then right before we left I got to ride the blue train the tunnels were scary but it was fun. Oh and for every one's information I don't like monkeys they are gross and loud and scary. The only other thing worth mentioning is that Mellman was not a doctor and Gloria is really fat Marty was lazy and Alex does not dance well that about raps it up but i will leave you some pictures just so you can look at me.

this is me and my daddy.

and this is the penguin that was close enough to touch.

And this is me getting a ride cause short legs tire really quick

Argh! Matie Episode 48

Argh Matie I have been pretending this week some I have been a race car driver everywhere and a pirate sailing the seas. The biggest news is that I have started in home preschool once a week and I am learning my first school visit was today and I had a blast I did not want her to leave. I learned how to draw roads and cut paper with special scissors to keep me safe I also read two books with Mrs. Angie and talked a lot. I am one smart boy if I do say so myself.

Me as a pirate and Me and Mrs. Angie

Episode 47 The Great Toddler adventures

The funny things I do. Yesterday I was sitting in the car waiting on my nan to come out of the Dr's office and to me she was taking to long so I started kicking my moms seat and said " This is getting annoying over and over." This had my mom laughing like crazy. I have done some things and said some stuff lately that has everyone cracking up I am one funny guy! 2 weeks ago I at my nans house i need a change but i did not want to get changed so my nan says if we don't change you the flys will get you cause you stink and flys eat poop. Okay this like to freaked me out I don't do bugs of any kind. about an hour later I did it again and need changed but again i did not want to so she said it again but this time I turned it around on her I said " here flys come and get it." Man can I make them laugh adults easily amused. Oh and on a further note I have grown since the last snow so I thought you all might want to look at how cute I have gotten so I will post a picture just so you don't forget how cute I really am.

Snow, Snow and more Snow

It was the most amazing thing the white stuff that came down from the sky the ramblings of my brothers the stuff they said I thought was funny but had no idea what they were saying i mean what is a cannibal and how is eating a snow flake being a cannibal i have no idea but it was funny at least my mom laughed she explains it like this my brother Wyatt was eating snowflakes from the sky and my brother Keaton says your a cannibal he looked at him like what are you talking about and he said your eating who's.... he says who's and he says you know like in the Grinch i thought this was funny cause i like the Grinch...ha ha who's live on a snow flake in the Grinch so Wyatt looks at my brother with understanding and says yup and they taste like chicken i don't know why this is funny but mom was laughing so I laughed. So we are outside and these supposed who's are falling from the sky and its pretty so the next day i look out side and its white snow its called and its cold but fun so i decide to bundle up and check it out....

It melted to quick for my taste but I hope it comes again soon I want to try this sled thing...

Episode 45 the great toddler rescue!

some would say that I can be mischievous I like to think not but today I had to get a little to curious for my own good.... so the story goes a little like this. Mom put me in the van and I threw a fit I had left my toy in nanny's garage so she said stay still I will get it, she went to get but not before laying her keys down on the seat up front so i decided I was going to try to drive. Luckily she got back before I got them all the way in the ignition but not before I played with some of those fancy buttons. Mom comes back and grabs me from the front seat and buckles me in ...he he he.... as soon as she shuts the door to the back.....yep you guessed the locks on the van engage and I little Ben the great toddler is locked in car seat in a locked van with mom no way to get in... the hanger won't open the door i am getting a little scared mom calls grandad he just left can't be far away he comes he can't get it open either what is she gonna do now i am freaking out here..... Du Du ta Du.... policeman to the rescue.... the chief of police Kendal came and got me out that dude is cool all better now safe and sound in my warm house and bed man am i bushed its time for a nap...

Its hard to believe!

As October 18 approaches I find it hard to believe that the little guy also known as the great toddler is going to be turning two years old. Through all the winning, complaining, and screaming there were and are many smiles and giggles. You have to stop and think where did all the time go he is growing so fast soon he won't be so little anymore but a big boy. Sometimes makes you want to cry but others it makes you wonder what lies ahead on our long road of growing so stay tuned for more adventures and stories of the wonderful little guy as he goes from two to trifle threes.

Episode 43 I Declare

It is official to one and all Fish sticks are no longer called fish sticks. Forever more they shall be known as Fish Toes...... Since my mom thought that this was cute it will stick and since I am King Ben it is official I have declared.

The Great Toddler Adventures in big sucess

It is official I have finally showed some interest in the potty. I decided it was time to impress the grown ups and receive some praise because i am all about the yay Ben's. I went into the bathroom with my dad with him none the wiser and decided since i was already in the buff why not. So i stood there and went in the potty that's right i went in the potty YAY! BEN! Although i am really not a good aim it counted now i have to decide that it is for me all the time but I do have Elmo undies to wear so maybe i will try but then again I might change my mind.

Episode 41 Interesting things

It has been a while since i have updated you on the Great toddler so I thought we would drop in with some news. The thing that the great toddler (Ben) has been interested in the most as of lately is yes you guessed the potty. Although he is curious it still does not outweigh the I'm scared tactic but it is ever so casually sneaking in on us and he will soon be ready for the potty training he has now acquired Elmo undies and is quite fascinated by the big potty as long as the lid is down he does not care for his special chair at all but is quite happy to find a corner of the house disrobe and go so we still have a ways to go it seems so until next time....

The Great Toddler in First Hair cut!

Befor it came off This is my hair person Jessica

As I am getting it cut

And me and my daddy after it is cut I am Hott stuff!

Today was the day the day for Hair cut I had all of my long locks cut off dad says people were calling me a girl so off they went and mom says I look like a little man now I am Hott stuff. I did really good to did not cry till the end because i was tired of sitting in the chair and I could not see my hair person Jessica so i was not happy but i was good the whole time....Yay Ben!

The Great Toddler and my many hats!

Over the years I have wore many hats I mean what can i say I have many talents some of which are Baseball Ben,

Jazzer size Ben

Lil Homie Ben

Scary Ben

News Ben

Fisherman Ben

Army Ben

& The Great Mustachio

But although i have wore these many hats I know for a fact that i am loved by many. I mean how can you not love this face specially my auntie!

Great Toddler likes my clothes

He likes his mommy's clothes for sure every time i turn around he is wearing something usually my shoes but then there is the occasional surprise....

awe that's where that went could not find my night shirt for nothing maybe because Benjamin decided to model it for me....

The Great Toddler Adventures Episode 36 A working story

I decided that today was the day to drag the tractor out and work the farm vroom, vroom it purred like a kitten but what is work unless you can have a little fun so i ask you this....

Do you think my tractors sexy......huh do ya....thats right when your working you got to get down with your bad self.... and adults say work is not fun.

After a long day of work make sure you don't do this my mommy boss found my asleep on the job darn FIRED.....

Episode 35 The Great Toddler Adventures and the story goes...

Yay I am going bye bye its about time someone took me somewhere come on lets go.

I am waiting patiently to go bye bye and it is not happening at my speed.

oh wait we are going bye bye i have to make sure i look okay is my hair good are you sure i got to look good before we get there....... safe and sound there and back I know I got the job accomplished.

I had a mission which i completed now i am ready for food....

before supper Dad took me to the store goal get food and see how many woman says i am cute count as of today and today only 16..... final home and going to go eat..

I just ate the best spaghetti and okra and decide to style my hair with sauce mom was not happy and I was not happy about getting in trouble so I gave the look.

This is the Look the one you get when i am not happy with you!

for today i say goodbye tune in for more another day!

So being grumpy is not how it is supposed to be!

Well I thought that being grumpy was because he was sick but boy was I wrong. We spent the better part of the evening trying to stay calm and not scream. Not to mention that today Ben's little temper hit the high note when he hauled off and smacked my mouth pretty hard. That's it hold your breath count to ten and walk away after of course you give him a time out. Not that he understands all that much but hey you got to start somewhere right. After time out well lets just say it did not work cause shoes went across the room, toys and whatever else the little man could throw, wing, or fling. Temper is got a new name and it is Ben.

The Great Toddler adventures in bicycle rides

Yesterday was my first bicycle ride. My mom put a seat on the back of her bicycle and took me for a ride it was the best i had so much fun i could not stop saying whee. we went for a long time then dad took me cause mom said her legs were going to fall off.. That would be funny....he he he. Then today she took me for a short one cause i was tired and grouchy but it was still fun i want to go again. Do you think you could get her to take me again?

The Great toddler adventures in Itchy itchy!

It is official the scare of my life Ben is Allergic to an Antibiotic and he gave me a fright that could stop a heart from 100 miles when he woke up this am with a rash from head to toe that was little and now was everywhere. my poor baby so itchy and miserable verdict benedry every 4 hrs and one cranky toddler! -------->front--------------------------------------------------------->>

and His back------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------>>>

and this is just mild rash the rest of him is brighter but he is covered from head to toe....Again my poor baby!!!

The Great Toddler Adventures and my new favorite song

It is a known fact that I will just about dance and sing to anything but this week I have chosen not one but two favorite songs. The first one being the song that comes on when two and a half men come on you know the one men, men, manly men men woo who! I love it i will stop what i am doing and sit or lay down in the middle of the floor and watch it till it is over. As soon as it is finished i get up and run around it is just a great song what can i say.

The second song well it is just a cute joke but hey music is music and a laugh is a laugh that song is none other then......

JUST A SWINGIN.....LOL