The Great Toddler Adventures!!!

The Day began as normal as the next He awoke around the same time, he hollered to get out of the defying crib that held him captive. Mom, Mom, Mom that is what I heard still in my room for lack of no space for his own room. He grabs his blankie and is ready to go there is no way he is leaving without it. I still groggy for Little sleep awaken from my slumber get him tell him "good morning bright eyes are you ready to get up." HE gets excited as we exit the room and I of course have to stop by the Bathroom. Still groggy as he sets in the hall with the door open so I can see him and no that he is not getting in to trouble he comes in the bathroom and grabs for the brush to make him pretty. What I don't know and have not yet realize is that sitting there on the sink someone in my loving household has left a glass, glass on the counter next to the sink empty of course but this does not stop him from pulling it down and busting it all over the floor I say in a loud voice" Stop get back" I am more afraid of him getting hurt. He does not know this thinks he is in trouble and I am mad starts to cry I assure him it is alright accidents happen mommy just does not want you to get hurt so stay there. He is still scared and lays down in the hall and holds on to his blankie so tight thumb in his mouth worried ever so worried. I pick him up and love him tell him lets go get some milk and put him in his high chair with milk choc milk the only way he will drink his new milk lactaid. He is allergic to the real stuff poor guy has had problems with it since birth special formula the kind that cost 35 dollars a can thank God for WIC. I get this all set and get ready to clean up broken glass everywhere when i think wow and this is just the start of the day. I get the room all cleaned up vacuum the hall and get him his breakfast. we eat till he wants no more and we get ready for sesame street.... As every morning this is a tradition a normal part of the day and it stays that way as long as it is gonna have Elmo on it... because we have to listen to Na Na nah Na Na nah Na Elmo's world Elmo loves his gold fish and his crayon too that's Elmo's world. He almost expects it sometimes he is not on but we deal with it every couple of weeks as long as he sees him at least once that day. Elmo is done and the letter and number are recapped for the day we repeat them together. Next Barney and yes it is annoying as ever but he likes the intro he dances to it everyday and then we play today it was hide the shoes and peek a boo on our head that has been the game of choice for the last three days or so. and then we get dressed after we change our pants dirty today makes you wander what he had that ate to make it that bad. Today we are going outside for the great kitty adventure lets find those Kitty's. This mind you is hard now cause the city has been trapping them and finding them homes so they say now they are gone and he has none to look at. But we do find the miserable dog of the neighbors and he plays with her even though she smells and has not been bathed in a year easy and gets in trash and road kill we will just wash are hands really good mind you. Some days it is not this good and mind you he has went down for his nap and he was ready it could get interesting I guess we will see in the next installment of the great toddler adventures tune in tomorrow to find out how the rest of the day went we can only hope it stays good but don't hold the breath cause i know how this works.