The great toddler in picky, picky

I don't want that for lunch! No , No , NO he shouts I will just throw it on the floor and make momo pull out her hair i don't want mac n cheese i don't want ravioli, I don't want anything meat whats that you say carrots with dip maybe okay.. I can not have the same thing two times in the week i can not have anything like leftovers yuck what will you do momo....
That is a good question

The Great Toddler Adventures in Frustration Complications

It has been the beginning of the terrible twos or so I thought all signs point that way but i had an idea yesterday(light bulb). What Ben used to do when he was frustrated against my better judgement, and despite all my protest. This gesture has been made into something funny he used to push his hands together it was like he had to magnets fighting each other they would not go together and he held his breath i did not like it but it was a better alternative to now. Dad decided to make it funny no matter how many times i said please don't.. What do we get in return? Well we get a very frustrated toddler who now when he can't get his point across now beats his head off anything no matter how hard it is in sight he is gonna knock himself unconscious. What would you do in these shoes.

The Great Toddler Adventures in Terrible Twos aint got nothin on me!

Terrible Twos ha I laugh in the face of that no one can stop me. You will never out scream me out yell me or knock yourself silly like me. That's right I hit, kick, push, shove, scream, and bounce my head off of anything hard i can find today it was the kitchen floor the TV stand the computer desk all have corners all are hard but glad to report i am not unconscious yet. My mother is at her wits end. Mean ha u don't know mean wait till u get a load of me I make the average toddler blush let me show them I will teach it right and we will take over the world by joining forces and using our power to drive the moms nuts. Just say the words we all know you want to take me to your leader and that my friends would be me. Terrible twos ha I laugh at you just let my mom know if you really want to see.

The Great Toddler Adventures Attack of the sock monster.

Have you heard of the tickle monster well i have he is really funny makes me laugh just like everyone else. The real monster is the sock monster he takes your socks and dresses up in them and chases you all over the house. I did not know that but he is not really scary he is kinda fun and if i say so my self good looking sock monster. What you don't believe me well i can prove it.

The Great Toddler Adventures I love the bunny!

Easter arrives and let me tell you it is great. There is candy and bunny and he is really cool i love the bunny. Now I know Easter has more of a meaning then the candy and the bunny but hey i am a toddler and well lets face it I love the bunny I have said it once and I will say it again how can you not love the bunny!!!!!! I was not so crazy about that man they call Santa clause he was um weird all fat and in red just scary but the bunny big head and all is my favorite did i say that already cause I LOVE THE BUNNY!

New to the egg uhunt thing!

So this is the first year that i get to hunt eggs and all the grown ups seem to be excited about this. But to be honest i am nervous what is so special about this anyway. So tomorrow i am going to my mama's (grandma's work). I am going to hunt eggs and apparently my grandma wants me to sit on some rabbits lap. This guy in a rabbit suit that is just plain creepy yeah right i did not even want my picture taken with Santa. These grown ups have another thing coming they just don't know it yet..he he he he ......